Oops, I forgot to add my ass to the post. Wait a minute.
THERE-NOW Kiss My Ass Hobby Lobby.
Kiss My Ass Enzyte Commercials. On one hand, I do enjoy the idea that some insecure man might be made to feel uncomfortable or inadequate. Yes, that IS mean-but ladies, how many times has an add or a commercial made you feel less than? So, I do enjoy the justice part, but the whole thing with the office ladies lined up to sit on Smilin Bob's lap because he has a big dick......that kind of negates the justice part. I don't want to see commercials about big dongs, douches, or toenail fungus, mucus....Kiss My Ass all of you gross commercials.
In the spirit of the holidays-KISS MY ASS Firecracker Poppers who Pop after 10 pm. Kiss my ass and by the way you are stupid.....because I am far more likely to call in and complain after 10 pm than BEFORE. Pop your firecrackers, but if you set off those damn pop bottle rockets I'm gonna find you and shove one up your ass. Yes, moron, burn your own house down, not mine.
Yeah yeah, I was a kid once, but really, REALLY people-burning down your neighbor's house is just a sucky way to celebrate a holiday, don't you think? That is second only to the morons who still shoot a gun straight up in the air at midnight on New Year's Eve. Yeah, live ammo.
How the South is ever going to rise again with such genius in the gene pool is beyond me, but I can take comfort in the fact that it probably won't.
Now-back to gross stuff. I hate to say it, but Animal Planet, Kiss My ASS for your new series about parasites. I can't even stand to watch the commercial. (Yes, they are parasites that invade humans).
And speaking of parasites, TLC, Kiss My Ass for your oh so Tasteful program of John and Kate, the 1st 10 years. This whole low budget reality TV thing has just hit a new low. What ever happened to imagination and story telling? Well, the story telling is still there I suppose, because what is depicted is not real. REAL divorces don't make for pleasant TV viewing. So, KISS MY ASS (unless you show Kate running off with smiling Bob and leaving the kids with John, for the new series John, No Kate, Must Masturbate).
That was kind of low, even for me. I may have to tell my own self to Kiss My Ass.