No No NOOOOOOO-never fear, Mister BIRD is here!
Lots going on-the Prissy has come back, as has the Greta and the Cody. I am so glad, I was so tired of that boring woman although she has been bringing me fresh spinach and egg egg egg!!!!!
And ICE ICE ICE-yes, I get an ice cube every day now. Oh oh oh! Good ice good ice!
She tells me parrots are not supposed to have avocados-so I wonder why she bought one. She eats it-it looks mushy and I don't think I'd like it very much anyway. Still, I don't care for things that we can't share.
She asked me to tell you all hello hello hello and not to worry-she's getting a bit stronger each day. It's probably the avocados that she won't share. I mean, really, doesn't that sound like a STORY to you?
The Prissy got a tummy ache while she was gone and has to take medicine twice a day-THAT's pretty funny. She hates it. The woman says if I'm not nice she'll give me a dose via enema. I don't know what an enema is, but from her tone, I think it's not a good thing.