Oh yes yes yes-the woman got a bag of purple craps and I've been eating craps craps craps apple apple APPLE and something called a cashew. I love cashews, but she doles them out one by one-said I'll become fat if I eat too many.
When she opened the white box today I saw a jar of egg yolks in there-so I bet those will be coming soon-egg egg egg!
Yesterday morning the Prissy woke up to early and was whining. I told her QUIET PRISSY! and I heard the woman giggle. I don't see what's so funny-there are rules to follow. I wake up first and I announce when it's time for everyone to get up. First I have to warm up with words I'm practicing on, then I holler at the kitty and mock her a bit. Prissy is supposed to just wait quietly till the woman comes.
When the Prissy wouldn't be quiet, I mocked her too-whine whine whine....THAT shut her up fast. She really hates it that I can talk like a human and a bird and a dog too (and a cat, and a phone and well, anything). Jealous. She's jealous. And she doesn't get craps either. HAH-only Mister Bird gets good good craps.
Oh-the woman got something out of the fridge and she said it was an OLIVE! Isn't that funny they'd name a food after me me me?
Happy Animal Wednesday! Oh, the woman said she got something called a Mustang, but will wait to show pictures of it later. IT's MY DAY-ME ME ME. Mister Birdy Birdy Bird. HAW!
6 comments:
Oh Oliver, sigh, I just love your outlook on life!!!
HAW!
it seems to me that you and the woman are having far too good a time now that she's feeling better. i think i will have to fly over and instill some discipline back into that place...sounds too happy to me...tee hee HAW mr olive(r)
hey Oliver, that was a long dry spell without craps! Sounds like you're getting lots of good stuff. I love cashews!! I'm jealous because I had to give up all my nuts. And you saw eggs in the white box!! This is gonna be a good good week for Mr. Birdy Bird Bird!
HAW!!!!!
LOLOL...you are amazing, Oliver!!! You make me happy! Hows the "woman" doing these days???
Happy Animal Wednesday Oliver. I always look forward to hearing what is going on in your world.
wow - they named a food after you? how cool is that! Glad you got the special craps back in your bowl - I'm sure the woman is happy to be feeling better and happy that you're happy
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