It wasn't a true abduction I suppose. I walked into the transport because the woman asked me to. We'll see if I do THAT again, won't we?
I have made contact with some of the other detainees. The food here isn't bad, and I have toys. They do not serve daily apples and craps. Oh no no no. SEEDS and WATER. No Toddler Tunes, no opera. There are strange beings with fur who do not speak or move a great deal.
One resembles my friend Emily Rabbit, but it does not speak and it does not wear clothes. I don't like it because it is NOT Emily. NO NO NO.
I can hear parakeets and a macaw in the distance. In the same room with me is a strange looking African Grey. We are clearly cousins of some sort-but this beast is timid timid timid. Not like ME ME ME. No no no.
I'm trying to make contact, but it's a dull creature. Popeye, the older grey who lives in the next room told me to be nice. NICE? I am nice. Very very nice. A good good good birdy bird bird. Hmph and HAW.