Wednesday, October 14, 2009

HAW-My Abduction Continues

It wasn't a true abduction I suppose.  I walked into the transport because the woman asked me to.  We'll see if I do THAT again, won't we?

I have made contact with some of the other detainees.  The food here isn't bad, and I have toys.  They do not serve daily apples and craps. Oh no no no.  SEEDS and WATER.  No Toddler Tunes, no opera.  There are strange  beings with fur who do not speak or move a great deal.

One resembles my friend Emily Rabbit, but it does not speak and it does not wear clothes.  I don't like it because it is NOT Emily. NO NO NO.

I can hear parakeets and a macaw in the distance.  In the same room with me is a strange looking African Grey.  We are clearly cousins of some sort-but this beast is timid timid timid.  Not like ME ME ME.  No no no.

I'm trying to make contact, but it's a dull creature.  Popeye, the older grey who lives in the next room told me to be nice.  NICE?  I am nice.  Very very nice.  A good good good birdy bird bird.  Hmph and HAW.

4 comments:

Lisa at Greenbow said...

Hang in there Oliver. It won't be long and you will be back to your tunes and treats. HAW.

soulbrush said...

oh poor baby, i knew you should've come over to stay with me in london, we would have painted this tired old town RED.

Teri C said...

Poor Oliver but what a great experience you are having! I bet that woman is having a great time and can't wait to hear all about it!

HAW

Mim said...

you are going to appreciate the woman - aren't you Ollie??? Happy Animal Wednesday to you dear bird