Wednesday, September 9, 2009

HAW-Trouble with the Hired Help

The woman has something called a cold.  Her voice sounds funny-kind of like she's talking and belching at the same time-scratchy scratchy.  I've been doing it too.......heh.  It's fun.

BUT, I can't be distracted today, NO NO NO.  I noticed something that has nagged and bothered me ever since I noticed it.  I have many perches and places in the house.  A big cage on the sunporch, my little sleeper cage, my perch and another, smaller cage.  I like to fly around from place to place and make sure no one else has bothered my stuff.  Yes yes yes!  Mr. Birdy, Birdy, Bird has...oh wait.

The parakeet's cage is bigger than mine I think, and HIGHER UP I KNOW FOR SURE.  Bad stupid birds.  I'm trying to be nice, but I am getting my point across.  Every night I fly in for night night, but instead of landing on my little sleep cage (mine, mine mine) I land on the parakeet cage, climb to the top and watch them go nuts.  If they settle down, I stomp my foot so they get all upset again.

I was stomping on their cage last night and the woman said "Now Oliver, that isn't nice".  Stupid woman, I know it's not nice, that's why I'm doing it.  Of course it's not nice.  Nothing about it is nice because I am upset.

She says when she feels a little better she'll move their cage down to a lower table so I will be higher up. If she does that, I might quit terrorizing them.  The problem is it's kind of fun, ya know?  HAW

10 comments:

Lynn said...

Wierd is the only word that comes to mind reading this...LOL Funny too. But definitley weird. Is it I before E except after c in WEIRD?WIERD?

Debra Kay said...

WEEEEEEEIRD? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-IRD? HAW. Not me, not mister bird, MISTER BIRD!!! I'm Mister Bird, that's me.....ME ME ME!

Those bad stupid parakeets don't deserve a big cage-THEY can't talk!

studio lolo said...

If the criteria for having a big cage is talking, then I know some people I'd like to put in one!!!
yak yak yak yak yak yak yak.

I could listen to you all day though Oliver ;)

HAW!!

Debra Kay said...

No no NO LOLO! The criteria for having the biggest cage is to be MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I have stayed on top of my little sleep cage all day today-I'm worried those parakeets might try to take IT. I've been singing and making lots of bird noises so they will know know know it's MINE.

Lisa at Greenbow said...

You are the King Oliver. It is high time everyone realizes this. HAW and Get well Woman.

Teri C said...

Oliver, I can hardly wait till Wednesday to see what you are up to and I use the term loosely, up to. I can hear what you are up to-watch out so they don't call you a terroist. Hope your woman feels better soon.

Julie said...

Oh Oliver, you are so funny, and fun! Hope your woman is feeling better soon!

soulbrush said...

you know my opinion oliver my love...you should have the woman's bedroom and she should have a small cage...heee haaaaw mr birdy bird the king.but only when she 's better...which i hope will be sooon. love ya O. xxx

Mim said...

Ollie my dear birdy - you are RIGHT. You should be the highest bird in the house. You are the king of all birds, but I do think that with your evident brains and maturity, you shouldn't really stomp your feet to upset those no-account little 'keets. But tell the woman in no uncertain terms how you want the house arranged!
Hope you are both over your colds.

Debra Kay said...

HAW-I refused to leave the bedroom yesterday, I so feared for my shiny toy in my cage. Parakeets! Meh.

By the end of the day I got bored, so I listened to the President's speech and when Congress clapped I flapped my wings and yelled "yeeeeeees!"

Too many words in the speech for me to understand, but I do love to clap and yell.