Me: No one out there really gives a shit, do they?
Voices: Wow, you are just starting to figure that out-brilliant arent we?
Me: I'm mean, look at my house, a complete pit, look at me, a complete mess, and the world just keeps on turning.
Voices: Yeah, so?
Me: I might as well do what I want to, it isn't going to matter in the end to anyone but me.
Voices: What about us? What are we, chopped liver?
Me: You can stay, but you have to behave. And you have to be on MY side from now on.
Voices: What what what?
Me: Yes, you have to encourage me, not bring me down. It's called "Positive Self Talk".
Voices: Oh great, you've been taking your Prozac again haven't you.....