I was whining to a friend and I said "but my living room is now clean." Why do I always have to look on the bright side, nothing is ever ALL bad. Well, sometimes things suck, and that's OK. It's ok to be sad, it's ok to be angry. But there is some stupid never say die cheerleader alien being that just won't sit down and shut up and be gloomy.
Look on the bright side. AT least the little lizard was free and basking happily in the sun when the UPS boot snuffed out his life forever.