Tuesday, December 1, 2009

KMAT-Whoever painted a Target on my Mustang

Crap on a Cracker and KMA-two wrecks in one day.  A new record.  I'm going to have to do the insurance thing, and the paint job thing and what a PITA that is.   Black Friday holds new meaning for me now.  Neither was my fault, Mustang hurt slightly, me a little sore, Molly who was in the first one is fine.  But, SERIOUSLY?  Kiss My Ass.

One Holiday Event Down, More to Go.  Oh wait, I'm supposed to be fostering a good attitude.  Ok, in that case ANTI Kiss MY ASS-meaning good vibes are going out into the world.  Hey, it's my blog, I can make the rules.  Reverse Ass Kissing is allowed.

So, for the entire Month of December, if you want to complain you have to do it along with a reverse kiss as well.  Bitch away, then suck it up and say something nice, even if it's just a random niceness.

So-long store lines-Kiss My Ass.  Reverse Kiss-glad I have money to shop.

Don't like the rules-Kiss My Ass.  Reverse Kiss-glad you stopped by.


Mim said...

oh that's a great idea Deb - I feel liberated! I can complain, and then say something sorta nice and feel better about it. LOVE it!!

studio lolo said...

I woke up in a pretty good mood. I guess I'll come back later because something is sure to piss me off!

Debra Kay said...

I really don't enjoy complaining at this time of year-I know it's the hardest time of year for a lot of people. However, MY life goes on and things do irritate me-also, I see value in having a place to vent where people won't pipe up and say "oh you have nothing to complain about"

We shall self monitor-we complaineth and we complementath-amenth amenth. So it is written, so it shall be done. (I loved Yul Brenner in the 10 Commandements. Charlton WHO?)

Michele said...

Infertility (and old age) can KMA. Reverse KMA, going to see a new fertility doctor in 45 minutes. Yippee.

kj said...

love sucks.

love is great.

how's that?