Up on a housetop
African Greys waddle like Santa Claus
Down through the chimney
I don't know why the woman stuck that poster in the middle of my song and why she says we must ignore it. It's what they call a teaser. I don't think it's nice to tease, unless you are going to give me something for my trouble. Then it might be OK.
The woman does a lot I don't understand but she gives me craps and apples and last week I got a pork rind and some pistachios. YEEEEES. And egg egg egg. Oh, and a couple of chicken legs. Yes, last week was pretty good in the old food category.
I also got a big sack to rip up, and I didn't get in too much trouble for going into the art bag and making a GREAT BIG POOP! I added a link-I want you to know I don't make these things up. And here-here is on for Don't Fall into the Toilet. That is for Denise-you know who you are even though you don't comment and you call me a squab.
Anyway-enough teasing. I will see you next week-Happy Animal Wednesday and Happy Holidays-HO HO HO-HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA