I'm not sure if people are counting down to Christmas or Armageddon. Why so serious? Slap what food you have on the table, prepare it with love hand out the presents you have with love and stop with all the worry. I feel the same way about Chanukah, but that has already started to the countdown reference wouldn't work. People who take the presentry and pageantry too seriously, Kiss My Ass. Reverse kiss-it is good that you care about your loved ones, and I recognize that that is part of where the stress is coming from-but your loved ones won't care what you do if you do it with love, and the ones who do care, well, you will never make THEM happy anyway.
The only worse Holiday for one up manship and trying to make people feel bad is Valentine's day. This year I want someone to ask me what I got for Valentine's day-I'm gong to say "not a fucking thing, no one loves me, what did YOU get?" (Please, someone remember to ask me). I digressed didn't I?
This reverse kiss is hard. I'm glad I don't have to keep it up much longer.
Here's one-I LIKE FRUITCAKE. If you don't, Kiss My Ass (and send me your unwanted fruitcake for a reverse kiss). No really, don't. I don't need it sitting around saying 'eat me, it's the holidays'. Calories can kiss my ass-they already end up there anyway, it won't be much of a stretch. (Reverse, we need them to live, yeah yeah, we are lucky to worry about losing weight instead of starving...)
All this vent then reverse is making me dizzy and cranky. KISS MY ASS Reverse Kiss.....Kiss Reverse ASS MY KISS (is that a reverse kiss or a mirror kiss)? I think I need to go puke now.