I don't care for the cold, and I'm trying to foster a better attitude, but really, KISS MY ASS. By better attitude, I am venturing out in it-and I sometimes even wear a coat, hat and gloves. But my knees still hurt and ache and creak-KISS MY ASS.
OK, Reverse ass kissing now-Cold kills the insects. yay! Aching knees, well, at least I have knees-really, yay on that, I'm glad I do.
The weather sites (several) are predicting gale force winds later this week. Gale force winds-Kiss My Ass. Reverse kiss-wow, that's tough, let me think. OH, I have one-when the wind blows the temps don't fall as much (but it feels colder). That's kind a neutral event on the ol' ass kissometer. I KNOW-maybe it will blow down the weak branches before the next ice storm-saving us all from the dreaded power outage. Really, that's the best I got for gale force winds.
What's rubbing you the wrong way, and then the right way this week? Remember, during December, we have to do both a kiss and a reverse kiss. That sounds so school marm-like. Tuff shit-it's my blog-don't like it? Kiss my ass! Reverse kiss-don't like it-suffer anyway-it will increase your good karma.
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I had a couple of KMAs and then I forgot them. But then I remembered them again this morning! To the retailers who put out a 50% off one item coupon (any item that isn't on sale) and then put every freaking item in their store on sale except the ones that cost $3 or less but they don't tell you said items are on sale until you get to the cash register - KMA. You know who you are Joann's Fabric. To the retailers who put out a 25% off coupon that is only good on Tues and Wed - KMA. You know who you are Macy's. And to Safeway for getting a bunch of people to "fan" them on facebook by saying they'd be sending out a coupon for free Cuties to all of their fans and then when you send out the coupon, the restrictions are that you had to spend $25 to get the free Cuties and you had to do it on Mon - KMA! Can you tell I've been shopping way too much this week.
Since presents are bought, I am trying to limit my sales and coupon shopping to things I need anyway. Like if they put dog food on sale-I'll do that. 50 percent off yet another dog toy-uh uh. No.
Gordman's did give a 10 dollar off anything if you spent 40 dollars or more. I'll use that for sure. But I spent like 300 dollars-they could have at least given me two. Ok, that was greedy of me.
Since presents are bought, I am trying to limit my sales and coupon shopping to things I need anyway. Like if they put dog food on sale-I'll do that. 50 percent off yet another dog toy-uh uh. No.
Gordman's did give a 10 dollar off anything if you spent 40 dollars or more. I'll use that for sure. But I spent like 300 dollars-they could have at least given me two. Ok, that was greedy of me.
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