Tuesday, December 8, 2009
OK, Reverse ass kissing now-Cold kills the insects. yay! Aching knees, well, at least I have knees-really, yay on that, I'm glad I do.
The weather sites (several) are predicting gale force winds later this week. Gale force winds-Kiss My Ass. Reverse kiss-wow, that's tough, let me think. OH, I have one-when the wind blows the temps don't fall as much (but it feels colder). That's kind a neutral event on the ol' ass kissometer. I KNOW-maybe it will blow down the weak branches before the next ice storm-saving us all from the dreaded power outage. Really, that's the best I got for gale force winds.
What's rubbing you the wrong way, and then the right way this week? Remember, during December, we have to do both a kiss and a reverse kiss. That sounds so school marm-like. Tuff shit-it's my blog-don't like it? Kiss my ass! Reverse kiss-don't like it-suffer anyway-it will increase your good karma.