Tuesday, December 8, 2009

KMA-BBRRRRR Cold


I don't care for the cold, and I'm trying to foster a better attitude, but really, KISS MY ASS.  By better attitude, I am venturing out in it-and I sometimes even wear a coat, hat and gloves.  But my knees still hurt and ache and creak-KISS MY ASS.

OK, Reverse ass kissing now-Cold kills the insects.  yay!  Aching knees, well, at least I have knees-really, yay on that, I'm glad I do.

The weather sites (several) are predicting gale force winds later this week.  Gale force winds-Kiss My Ass.  Reverse kiss-wow, that's tough, let me think.  OH, I have one-when the wind blows the temps don't fall as much (but it feels colder).  That's kind a neutral event on the ol' ass kissometer.  I KNOW-maybe it will blow down the weak branches before the next ice storm-saving us all from the dreaded power outage.  Really, that's the best I got for gale force winds.

What's rubbing you the wrong way, and then the right way this week?  Remember, during December, we have to do both a kiss and a reverse kiss.  That sounds so school marm-like.  Tuff shit-it's my blog-don't like it?  Kiss my ass!  Reverse kiss-don't like it-suffer anyway-it will increase your good karma.

3 comments:

Michele said...

I had a couple of KMAs and then I forgot them. But then I remembered them again this morning! To the retailers who put out a 50% off one item coupon (any item that isn't on sale) and then put every freaking item in their store on sale except the ones that cost $3 or less but they don't tell you said items are on sale until you get to the cash register - KMA. You know who you are Joann's Fabric. To the retailers who put out a 25% off coupon that is only good on Tues and Wed - KMA. You know who you are Macy's. And to Safeway for getting a bunch of people to "fan" them on facebook by saying they'd be sending out a coupon for free Cuties to all of their fans and then when you send out the coupon, the restrictions are that you had to spend $25 to get the free Cuties and you had to do it on Mon - KMA! Can you tell I've been shopping way too much this week.

Debra Kay said...

Since presents are bought, I am trying to limit my sales and coupon shopping to things I need anyway. Like if they put dog food on sale-I'll do that. 50 percent off yet another dog toy-uh uh. No.

Gordman's did give a 10 dollar off anything if you spent 40 dollars or more. I'll use that for sure. But I spent like 300 dollars-they could have at least given me two. Ok, that was greedy of me.

Debra Kay said...

Since presents are bought, I am trying to limit my sales and coupon shopping to things I need anyway. Like if they put dog food on sale-I'll do that. 50 percent off yet another dog toy-uh uh. No.

Gordman's did give a 10 dollar off anything if you spent 40 dollars or more. I'll use that for sure. But I spent like 300 dollars-they could have at least given me two. Ok, that was greedy of me.