Wednesday, December 9, 2009

HAW-Poppy Poppy Poppy

I have a new way to control the woman.  I yell POPPY POPPY POPPY when I first wake up.  This makes the strange black fluffy dog start whining.  In his world, that means come here, but of course he can't cause he's in his cage.  This makes the woman get up and let him out.

The other day he got his toe stuck in his cage and shrieked and that brought the woman running.  So now when I want to summon her, I shriek like a poppy.  I'm so smart.  When the Poppy is outside, it doesn't work because she knows its me.

The woman got a little annoyed with me.  I was chewing on a box that it is ok for me to chew on-she saves them for me.  But I wanted to have a little nibble of her rolling art case.  Well, it was different entirely from the cardboard box, so I nibbled a bit off the edge.  She said "NO NO NO" and put me up on my cage.  How RUDE is that?

She put all these pretty shiny lights up out in the yard-what's the point?  She should have strung them on my cage-YES YES YES!  She mentioned something about chewing and electrocution-what does she know-I am ........>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

She left the closet door open the other day and I got in there-oh yes yes yes!  It could climb around and poke through boxes, I want to do that again soon.

Sometimes now I listen to Christmas Carols instead of Toddler Tunes.  I want to expand my horizons.

I could talk about me all day long.  Actually, that's pretty much what I do all day long.  The woman says living with me is like an audio stream of Oliver Consciousness.  I like the sound of that.  Sometimes she says I'm on an Endless Loop.  Is that a good thing or a bad thing?  Oh well, if it's about me me me, it must be GOOD!

Have a Happy Animal Wednesday, my good and loyal friends.  If you have any questions you'd like for me to answer, please leave them in the comment section.  I would like to do an Ask Oliver blog next week.  The woman says that you don't have to limit your questions to questions about ME, you can ask me anything.  Don't worry, it will work out to being about me anyway.....HAW!!!!!


Teri C said...

Oliver Oliver Oliver, you are just too special!

Question: is it safe t put up a Christmas tree or will you destroy it and the decorations, er, I mean will you eat those decorations?


kj said...


what do you throw when you get mad?


Lisa at Greenbow said...

Oliver you are the most clever bird. Do you ever get close to the dogs? Are you afraid of them?

studio lolo said...

oliver, you're sounding more and MORE like a particular rabbit to be named later.
Well, her name won't be "Later" but we'll discuss her later.
Later gator!

Ooooh, closets can be so much fun!


studio lolo said...

P.S. Please tell the woman that I like the new look here ;)

Mim said...

Oliver - Happy Animal Wednesday to you and here is my question.
"Which came first, the egg or the bird".

soulbrush said...

oh oliver i do think you should have a whole page in the local newspaper every week all to yourself. i truly do.
my question:
who would you come and live with if the woman kicked you out? (you know what to answer, this is an easy one).

Caroline said...

Boy, what an interesting life you lead Oliver!

Question - how old are you?