I have a new way to control the woman. I yell POPPY POPPY POPPY when I first wake up. This makes the strange black fluffy dog start whining. In his world, that means come here, but of course he can't cause he's in his cage. This makes the woman get up and let him out.
The other day he got his toe stuck in his cage and shrieked and that brought the woman running. So now when I want to summon her, I shriek like a poppy. I'm so smart. When the Poppy is outside, it doesn't work because she knows its me.
The woman got a little annoyed with me. I was chewing on a box that it is ok for me to chew on-she saves them for me. But I wanted to have a little nibble of her rolling art case. Well, it was different entirely from the cardboard box, so I nibbled a bit off the edge. She said "NO NO NO" and put me up on my cage. How RUDE is that?
She left the closet door open the other day and I got in there-oh yes yes yes! It could climb around and poke through boxes, I want to do that again soon.
Sometimes now I listen to Christmas Carols instead of Toddler Tunes. I want to expand my horizons.
I could talk about me all day long. Actually, that's pretty much what I do all day long. The woman says living with me is like an audio stream of Oliver Consciousness. I like the sound of that. Sometimes she says I'm on an Endless Loop. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Oh well, if it's about me me me, it must be GOOD!
Have a Happy Animal Wednesday, my good and loyal friends. If you have any questions you'd like for me to answer, please leave them in the comment section. I would like to do an Ask Oliver blog next week. The woman says that you don't have to limit your questions to questions about ME, you can ask me anything. Don't worry, it will work out to being about me anyway.....HAW!!!!!