Sink hair can kiss my ass. I live alone, and my OWN hair clogging a sink grosses me out-let's not even think about public places and hotels. I think it's the whole combo of hair not being where it "belongs" and being WET. I've never met a single person who was pleasantly surprised by a big old hair ball in the sink.
Unclipped toenails can kiss my ass. If you are going out in public with open toed shoes-clip your nails or stay home. Also, clip your dogs nails when they need it-trim your horse's hooves. Shit. It's not rocket science. But for heaven's sake, don't do any clipping where I can see it or hear it.
Acrylic nails grown out -if you are going to rock acrylics, get those fills or take the things off when they grow out. Two weeks max. Grown out nail polish annoys me too. People who sit and FLAKE their nail polish in public-oh don't get me started. Kiss my ass.
Dog eye boogers. People, dog's don't have thumbs-they can't clean their eyes. If your dog has an eye booger-clean that eye, if for no other reason than it will save you a vet bill for conjunctivitis. Anyone who could leave a dog with a dirty eye can kiss my ass. If you don't notice things like that-do your dog a favor and find it a home who does. Dog dingleberries are one level up from eye boogers in grossness.
People who don't understand my abiding love of Starbucks-kiss my ass. I HAVE an expresso maker at home, but sometimes I want someone to make it for me, or sometimes I want/need a little protein/caffeine when I'm out. Don't get it? Fine, I don't care, shut up or kiss my ass. In these troubled times, we do have to save every penny-you save yours where you want to, kiss my ass, and I'll save mine where I want to. When you have to support my Starbuck's habit-you can have some say-in the meantime KISS MY ASS.
E coli showing up everywhere-KISS MY ASS. What is up with that? Some ass bug showing up in drinking water? Freaky deaky. The entire world is full of shit-kiss my ass!