Tuesday, August 18, 2009
KMAT -what does it MEAN?
It's very hard to work up a good fit when Oliver the Parrot is forcing little grins out the side of my mouth. KMA silly bird, I'm supposed to be dour and funny right now.
What is the real meaning of Kiss My Ass? Maybe it's like Christmas-maybe there are many meanings. It can mean "go away, I'm done talking to you." Maybe it means "You are a jerk." Perhaps a more universal meaning is "I don't like this, but there is nothing I can do about it, so I'm going to say something rude and move on."
It's an active kind of phrase. Yes, I want YOU to KISS my ass.....instead of what? Whatever you are doing? Yet, it's not very precise, because the last thing I want the person I'm telling off to do is to actually kiss my ass, and if it's a general kiss ass statement (kiss my ass rain!) then there is no way that my ass could be kissed. Ah well, a mystery for the ages I guess.
For today's assignation (dammit, I'm smiling again), I would very much like animals who hide dead birds under bushes to kiss my ass. Nothing like weeding and pulling out a dried up old corpse-although it's probably better than pulling out a fresh one.
Red dirt is gonna have to kiss my ass too-it stains. Even blue jeans. What on earth is in this Okie Earth? It's pretty, but Kiss My Ass any way.
The sock eating monster in the dryer can kiss my ass. Hard as I try to ignore it, it still annoys me.
Most, if not ALL plastic packaging can kiss my ass. I will pay extra to buy something that is not wrapped in plastic. I loathe that shit. One exception is bubble wrap-that can be fun, but NOT if it's taped together. People who tape together bubble wrap plastic can really kiss my ass.
That would make a great curse-phrase though-"you stupid bubble wrap plastic taper you!" Ok, maybe not.
I bet someone posts a comment that says "bubble wrap plastic poppers can kiss my ass" and that's just wrong. Nothing like having a good go at popping those bubbles. But, it's your ass, and you can tell anyone to kiss it that you like.