The woman figured out her mistake in putting the new freezer on the sunporch-when she came trudging in with ice for the BBQ she had numerous sets of eyes on her, all begging for ice. So, of course she shared. She's good about sharing. ME me me....not so much.
Since I've moved outside, the Moon and the Molly have learned about popsicles-so we pretty much have one every morning. They can't hold their because their feet don't work right (even though there are four of them), so the woman holds it for them. The Molly licks when it's her turn, but the Moon has learned to CHOMP and get a big old bite. The little ones don't seem to understand-so the woman freezes broth for them and they can lick it off the ground.
The parakeets are too little and dull to eat ice-the woman even has to chop their apple up-silly helpless birds. Their only redeeming point is that they shiver in fear and awe when I parade by on my stick on the way out to MY OUTSIDE digs-which of course they don't have because they are silly little helpless things.
Last summer the only peppers that did well were the hot ones-all for ME ME ME Mister BIRD! This year they are slow, and I don't like the mild ones, so the woman bought me some dried ones. But I saw her-she used some of them in something called chili-so not ALL for me me me.
AND THEN SHE DID IT....yes yes yes. I saw her do it-she opened the white box and used the LAST of the shredded cheese on the chili. MINE MINE MINE. I was so mad. CHEESE CHEESE!!!!! What kind of person eats the last of a bird's good good cheese. Now there is no yellow shredded cheese for me, ME ME!!!!!
Next thing you know, she'll be eating my craps or offering them to the Molly and the Moon. Hmph. In fact, she DID give them blueberries and bites of apple -I SAW IT. I didn't say anything because I was too busy eating my my MY blueberry, but oh yes, I saw it.
I hope you have a Great and Happy Animal Wednesday, and I hope nobody eats your cheese and you get plenty of ice and craps!