Here's My Ass-Get Ready to Kiss It~
1. News media coverage of Michael Jackson. He's DEAD. END OF STORY, Kiss My ASS
2. Ice cream-KMA and Get OFF My ASS-sheesh.
3. People who sneer at art-Kiss My ASS bigtime
4. Bugs on My Eggplants-Kiss my ass and DIE
5. Flies-Kiss My ass and DIE
6. FLEAS-Kiss My Ass and DIE
7. Sarah Palin-Kiss My Ass and shut the fuck up and quit trying to capitalize
on your single mom daughter. It happens, you needn't get richer, you media whore.
8. Bare grass spots-Kiss My Ass and GROW DAMMIT
9. Family politics-Kiss My Ass and grow up
10. Unfilled Lapband-Kiss My ASS-I could eat a small molly mule.
Today's KMA is sort of a tourette's syndrome of annoyance. Feel free to chime in!