Wednesday, November 25, 2009

HAW-What is this all about?

A human celebration to be sure, something about eating turkeys and cooking.  I thought I would dress for the occasion and if I'm lucky I'll get a marrow bone.  YES-birds are omnivores as will as omniscient. HAW!

I would not like it if my tail was all big like that and flopped around behind me.  I like my cute little red tail  The woman forgot she zoomed in and there was a gap in my turkey tail so she dropped some text in it.  I don't care-as I have already stated, I prefer my red red pretty tail.

She gave me red wattles.  Much like blue platforms are not pink perches, red wattles are not pretty, sassy red tails, are they?  But, this is just for pretend.

OH, OH OH.  I'm a winner.  I won a bidding war on KJ's blog and Emily Rabbit will be getting jelly beans cause she had wayyyy more than 25 comments.  The woman says I am not to bid any more, I liked it so well I kept on bidding and winning over and over again.  It was for a good cause....cause I wanted to WIN!.

Lolo started it all with sending me my own ATC, and soulbrush sent a lovely portrait of ME ME ME.  The woman is going to give me my own section of wall and I will hang my artwork on it.  Or she will.  And I can look, but I must not eat the artwork or even nibble on it.  Or poop on the frames.  BAH.  Rules.

Dogs cannot collect art and dogs do not have CD collections.  They can only listen to MY CD's when I let them.  But don't think I am going to get all snooty and cultured....NO NO NO.  I still like to make farting noises and laugh too loud.  HAW!


soulbrush said...

wow i seem to have missed the whole saga with the bidding, have no idea what that was all about. Dear oliver,
i think you should have a throne, and a crown and many many servants, as you are a prince amongst princes. please ask that pesky woman of yours if the gorgeous cactus monday art is on an atc and if she will trade it with me, and let me know.
your friend

Lisa at Greenbow said...

Oliver, you look good no matter if you have wattles and a turkey tail attached. Now all you need to do is to learn how to say gobble gobble. I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving with your woman and those dogs.

Debra Kay said...

I slept in my big cage last night-near the kitchen and the Prissy. The blue platform was still there.

I made the woman laugh this morning by singing "who, who let the dogs out." Now I'm working on some words and sounds while the dogs are outside. The woman thinks it sounds like people having sex, but she knows better than to laugh. I don't like to be talked to or at when I'm working on my words and sounds.

Soul, it's a digital print, but she's going to do something with it and will send you one.

Lisa, i do look fabulous, don't I? In real life I'm having a bit of a molt so NO PICTURES. NO NO NO.

Now I must get back to work. I'm taking the WHO WHO from who let the dogs out, and I'm putting in my own phrases.....Like WHO WHO-SHUTUP-WHO WHO. I'm talented, what can I say?

********burp********** Ha!

Teri C said...

Quite honestly Oliver, I am surprised you don't have your own blog !

Enjoy the marrow and the day with the woman and the dogs. I know you will all have a good time.


Debra Kay said...

Teri, I KNOW. I also think I should have my own cell phone-I know how to dial and the cell phones have VOICE command. I could call all you wonderful people and I wouldn't have to wait for ONE DAY a week.

Do you know how hard it is to contain all this wisdom for 6 out of 7 days?

Debra Kay said...

PS-If I had my own blog I wouldn't run across comments from certain people about owls being "their bird". Owls indeed.

kj said...

oliver, you and emily are a hoot of a pair. it's a good think dk & i like squawky...


ps can't wait to see your art wall. you have to show pictures.

Caroline said...

Hello Oliver - a bit late to comment on animal wednesday,I know, but I've been working hard on your win!! It's ready, by the way!! I've sent you a preview by email to Debra Kay's inbox. You know, you really should have your own address and in fact your own blog would be even better! Please send me your postal address asap!!