The woman is up to something. She brought in my abduction cage. I have three cages-a nighty night travel cage, an abduction cage where I am housed when I am abducted so the woman can go away, and my regular cage.
First she sat up a big silver cage on the floor and put a strange furry dog in it. MY cages, my birdy bird cages, are black. Always black. But I like shiny things. Yes yes, and this was a big shiny shiny with a moving blob of fur in it. So, she got a perch out, and carried me over and I didn't think it was close enough so I FLEW over to the silver cage and walked all over. HAW-that little fur ball went nuts! Oh yes.
So, I walked on it some more until the woman made me quit. Hmph. THEN she brought in my abduction cage (with my travel shiny in it-yes yes yes!). She put it right by the shiny silver fluff dog cage and told me, ME to be nice. Nice? I'm always nice.
I wasn't going to like it, but I can see the TV better and watch the fluff dog and see the mail person and the street stuff happen-so FINE. I will like it. As long as I get my apples and craps, who cares. Besides, I can still SEE my other cage.
Today one of the neighbors rang the doorbell, and I yelled "BE QUIET" and he left, and then the woman had to go out and explain it was me. OH YES....that was fun fun fun. I am going to yell every time someone comes to the door-I yell at the mail person too. I like yelling at people even more than yelling at the dogs.
Does she really think I don't see through her clumsy plan to make me forget that in that other cage is a blue platform where my pink perch used to be? I AM flattered she has gone to all this trouble to make me feel better about the blue platform, even to the fuss and expense of purchasing a small furry animal to amuse me.
HAW-I know all.