Wednesday, November 18, 2009

HAW-A change of scenery will do YOU good...Me? Not so sure.

The woman is up to something.  She brought in my abduction cage.  I have three cages-a nighty night travel cage, an abduction cage where I am housed when I am abducted so the woman can go away, and my regular cage.

First she sat up a big silver cage on the floor and put a strange furry dog in it.  MY cages, my birdy bird cages, are black.  Always black.  But I like shiny things. Yes yes, and this was a big shiny shiny with a moving blob of fur in it.  So, she got a perch out, and carried me over and I didn't think it was close enough so I FLEW over to the silver cage and walked all over.  HAW-that little fur ball went nuts!  Oh yes.

So, I walked on it some more until the woman made me quit. Hmph.  THEN she brought in my abduction cage (with my travel shiny in it-yes yes yes!).  She put it right by the shiny silver fluff dog cage and told me, ME to be nice.  Nice? I'm always nice.

I wasn't going to like it, but I can see the TV better and watch the fluff dog and see the mail person and the street stuff happen-so FINE.  I will like it.  As long as I get my apples and craps, who cares.  Besides, I can still SEE my other cage.

Today one of the neighbors rang the doorbell, and I yelled "BE QUIET" and he left, and then the woman had to go out and explain it was me.  OH YES....that was fun fun fun.  I am going to yell every time someone comes to the door-I yell at the mail person too.  I like yelling at people even more than yelling at the dogs.

Does she really think I don't see through her clumsy plan to make me forget that in that other cage is a blue platform where my pink perch used to be?  I AM flattered she has gone to all this trouble to make me feel better about the blue platform, even to the fuss and expense of purchasing a small furry animal to amuse me.


But really, does she think I don't KNOW?

HAW-I know all.

9 comments:

Lisa at Greenbow said...

Oliver, it is your job to keep an eye on that little package of fur. I am sure you will do a good job. Haw to you too.

Renee said...

Too funny. xoxo

Teri C said...

Oliver, you are the BEST!!! You sure let us know what that woman is up to. I love getting your take on it.

Debra Kay said...

Yes yes yes! I keep my eye on all things, and I comment on them too. My opinion is the only one that matters.

She put shiney things in the "big ass bouquet" and I am waiting for just the right moment to bring the entire thing crashing down....HAW!!!

Renee said...

kisses xxxx

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kj said...

now oliver, she gets A for effort.

would you shout out a few kisses into the air, please. and a couple of hugs, and then one two minute deep down laugh shared among friends?

thank you very much.

love
kj

Mim said...

Oliver - I'll be thinking of you when I have my turkey this week - I wonder what you think of that habit of ours of EATING BIRDS!!!!

love you ollie - really.

kanishk said...

My opinion is the only one that matters.


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