You know the pre Holiday ones where you wish for a sudden, unexplained, non contagious coma that will allow you to sleep through the whole mess? My fingers are itching-the telephone is right there...I could be in Mexico by....oh crappin hell mother of pearl buggery buggery bollacks shit.....I don't have a passport. I can't go to Sue's, her MIL is there, ready to suck the life out of anyone in the vicinity.
Maybe I can go pump out the storm cellar and hide down there.....
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I'm always wishing for a sudden illness just prior to a family visit - and what happened this time? I got to my parents house and THEN got sick. What kind of luck is that?
Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm going to a Dr. tomorrow (for another matter) and I'm asking for Xanax or syrup of Ipicac or a sudden diagnosis of ebola.
ha ha i love this post, we are soooo alike. i hate all festive holidays, xmas, chanuka, easter, whatever whatever....this year i am escaping for the first time to that beach in oz, for my son's wedding, no gift wrapping, no visitors, no false bonhomie!!!thank fuck!
wanna join me?????
I'd love to go to Oz...almost had a wedding there myself once. Truly. Long story.
My friend Sue and I are so whipped we actually cancelled a Christmas in Mexico this year-nother long story. Now I'm off to the doc to beg for Xanax.
YES! The storm cellar, what a great idea.
Yeah-storm cellar-that's the ticket.
You know what's ironic? I did go to the doctor and I didn't even think to ask about Xanax. I got this really inspired idea-maybe I'd just decide what I wanted to do and do it.
Yeah-storm cellar-that's the ticket.
You know what's ironic? I did go to the doctor and I didn't even think to ask about Xanax. I got this really inspired idea-maybe I'd just decide what I wanted to do and do it.
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