Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Heat Wave

We're having a heat wave
A tropical heat wave....

Isn't there a song that goes something like that? Of course this isn't a wave, it's a "heat dome" and happens every summer. People die every year because it gets so hot and the air so stale that they just can't go on.

I experienced the annual burning of my ass on the car seat. Painful though it is, it's always a bit funny, because you sit down, then your first urge is to gut it out so no one "knows" but then your back arches, ass goes up in the air and the provacative touch, up, touch, up motion occurs till the seat is cool enough to actually sit on. It's probably a good workout for the abs.

9 comments:

human being said...

LOL!
you're so cool...
not anyone can be so humorous during the heat...
hugs...

Fern said...

only you could describe annual ass burning with such poetry.

still chuckling.

Mim said...

I can only agree

Mim said...

Read this again and giggled again.

studio lolo said...

I just had a good belly laugh! I really needed it, thanks. The visual ( and the memory) was hilarious!

BBC said...

It got up to 92 yesterday, hot for this area, but was cooler today. I want it to be hot long enough for me to have something to bitch about. LOL

BBC said...

It got up to 92 yesterday, hot for this area, but was cooler today. I want it to be hot long enough for me to have something to bitch about. LOL

BBC said...

It got up to 92 yesterday, hot for this area, but was cooler today. I want it to be hot long enough for me to have something to bitch about. LOL

soulbrush said...

and i read it twice and giggled twice too....i remember that song sooo well, loved it. god how recently was it that you had no electricity and gales/ the whole world's gone mad!