Of course, her energy has been low lately, and when one's energy is low, someone else with higher energy must fill the void. But I must have gotten carried away with the void filling.
In addition to the Slims being fed and pampered in MY kitchen, she bought these pellet things and has cut back on my seeds and such. Nuts and Berries! Who eats pellets? I went on a hunger strike, I did. and no one cared. She has even cut back on my peanuts and pignolias. What's next, Grape rationing? Sakes alive, it's no wonder I was cross.
When I'm cross I stomp around and click my beak-it goes SNAP SNAP-a fierce display indeed. I bet you'd shiver in your own feathers if you saw it.
There it is, my true confession-I'm not a saint, but neither are you and we're still friends.....hahhahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooooooooooooooh-I'm such a funny bird! HAW y'all.......love, Oliver the parrot
12 comments:
love you too Oliver - you are too funny! haw!!!!
Oh, you can be a cheeky bugger!!
But still lovable :)
Now don't bite the hand that feeds you! Oh, and HAW!!
I bet he even says,'I'm a sassy bird." Very cute story.
HAW
OLIVER, Oliver, oliver. You are a naughty bird picking on your mistress when she is trying her best to care for you. You must ignore the Slims and give your mistress a caress not a nip. Haw anyway.
Waw waw waaaaaaaaaaaa Ignore the Slims? They are everywhere. THEY even have their own door that leads into the backyard and they can come and go as they please. Silly twits. I've been making yelping sounds and shouting NO NO NO SHADDUP at them, letting them know how I really feel.
A bird has to keep the other animals in their place, next thing you know the Slims will be asking for their own blog.....hhhmph, maybe when they learn to talk (like when hell freezes over) muwhwwahhhhahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh Oliverrrrrr...watch the mail ;)
I'm just sayin'....
xo
Auntie Lolo
Oliver - better watch out! It's naughty or nice time and cute as you are, you're being naughty!
OOoooooooooooh, mail.....yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Rasta!!!!!!
I'm nice sometimes, when the mood takes me. It takes me more often when I get my peanuts and pignolias.
Why "Slims" Oliver?
Mim-I think the first dog Oliver knew was named Slim-so he calls all dogs "Slims", since he hasn't mastered the name vs. name of thing. He knows slim is a bad dog-he yelps and howls and then shouts "BAD DOG" but when he is referring to a specific dog, he always calls it Slim...but Bad Dog seems to be a concept about punishment and Slim seems to be the concept about the animal itself. (Oliver is napping so I thought I'd answer for him)
oh the way you fill the void, Oliver, is so amazing!
Deb - thanks for answering for Oliver, I'm sure he'd appreciate it but perhaps would come up with an existential answer about the name of a thing vs a name - something that the rest of us need to give thought to in this time of gifts..and things...and names...
I'm rambling!
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