I really try hard to do what I'm told and if some people can't hang on after they tell me to trot, well what is a boy supposed to do. I also like looking straight at the camera, and that lady is always complaining that it's not my best angle. LOOK at this face-there is not a bad angle on this face!
Why, I look good even when I'm making funny faces. Did you know Mr. Ed was buried in Oklahoma?
When the lady thinks I'm being silly she sometimes calls me Mr. Ed. I think I may start referring to her as Wilbur.
This is not ME-this is Dazzle-she is one of my fair ladies. She always looks away when the lady is trying to take her picture and she (that woman) says she's not going to fiddle with her any more. Look at her, she's so tiny next to me and so delicate-grrrrrooooowl. But the lady says it doesn't matter much, because I'm a gelding.
This is Macho. He's a stallion. What does HE have that I don't? Hmph.