Then she was opening the box and ooing and cooing-it was foul-only it most certainly was NO FOWL. It seems fairly well behaved, but at the moment it appears to weigh more than the biggest dog. There is a lock on the cage-it seems that I enjoy opening doors and this would be a bad door to open.
Now for a riddle-What is sweet and wonderful and makes the most awesome hissssssssy sound? Hmmmmm? Not that snake, I can tell you that much! It's a new thing called Reddi Whip. The woman puts it on some of the things she eats, and I love it too. She gave me a little of it tonight, so I forgive her for the new life form.
(But she better not name him Oliver-there are far too many Oliver's in this house already)
6 comments:
HOLEY MOLEY DEBRA!!!!!!!!! I AM SHIVERING. YIKES AND DOUBLE YIKES!!
I knew it was going to be a snake but I had to keep looking until it came into view. 'Shiver'
You are really having a HAW kind of day.
i thought reddi whip was a sort of parrot torture device. whew! and HAW.
I'm pissssssssing my pants laughing :)
HAW!! And what a beauty!
WOOOO AND WOW!!! haw my funny friend.
What a large snake. I hope Oliver won't be its first meal. HAW
snuffles says 'hi' and she will be reading your column every wednesday now oliver! big wooofs to you.
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