How COULD that woman have forgetten? Bad bad bad bad! Ha ha haaaaa-I reminded her.
I have almost finished molting-eeew, pinfeathers. I looked like a dusty old mop for several weeks, but now I am BEAUTIFUL. Oh yes, yeeeeees! I've made up a new dance for the top of my cage to show off my new plumage to the utmost. Yes, it's true-you don't get older, you just get better and better!
The woman says a Macaw has moved in down the street. Good LORD! There goes the neighborhood.