Hah hah hah, La la la.....I've been remembering some of the things I've forgotten to say lately, and saying them all day long. Like (fart noise) (fart noise) (fart noise) bubble noise.........When I did that combo the woman shouted OH GOOD LORD!!!! Oh, that was so funny. Yes yes yes.
The parakeets have gotten very cheeky lately-so I started shouting NO NO BAD DOGS at them. For some reason, the woman thinks that was funny too. She has the strangest sense of humor. She put an almond in my bowl-I thought it was a peanut and spat it right out.....Hmph. NO NO NO. Peanuts.
The Prissy has been in the house a lot this week and I have to announce her comings and goings too. Today she startled me and I jumped and shouted AAAAAAAAAAAAH It's PRISSSY!!!!!! Then we all laughed-I think Prissy laughed, with her it's hard to tell. I think I confuse her.
The Prissy was walking funny for a day or two and the woman told me to be nice to her. She's not walking AS funny, so I suppose this means I don't have to be AS nice.
The kitty kitty kitty and I sat and watched the blue screen with the woman. I fell asleep on the arm of the chair-if it isn't opera I'm not all that interested. The kitty kitty kitty fell asleep too.
The Molly walked through on the way to the truck to get her shot. Well, the woman said it was the Molly, but it seemed bigger than I remembered. I'll have to keep an eye on that one, I don't want to have it get out of hand like the Moonie did. He's gotten so big he doesn't listen to me anymore when I tell him "QUIET MOONIE, NO BARKING!!!!" Then he gets put in his crate sometimes. I bet he wishes then he'd listened, although he always takes a nap, so maybe that's what he wanted to do anyway.
Who cares? Not ME, Not MISTER BIRD MISTER BIRD MISTER BIRD~~~lucky for all these creatures I'm on the job!
HAW HAW HAW to ALL LA LA LA LA LA