Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Animal Wednesday-Oliver Speaks

Humans of the Blogosphere Rejoice
I am here among you now.  The anal retentive one who takes care of me insists I wait for the day designated as "Animal Wednesday" to share my wisdom with you.  I shall indulge her as she indulges me with pignolias and peanuts and paper tubes to shred.  

I have lived among your kind since arising from my egg, THE egg for me, AN egg for you.  You human folk seem to turn my into THE quite often, don't you?  As a creature of the flock the progression for me goes my -------->one of many and then stops.  As a creature of the mind, your flow is more like my ----------->THE ONLY......then tries to eradicate all others.  

You have an amazing range of sounds and vocalizations, but tend to move quickly from one "word" to another without pausing to contemplate the nuances of each one.  I spend the morning in meditation, considering the richness of tone and scale in a single world..."hello".

We are so alike, yet so different, and I believe we have much to learn from each other.  I hope to be given the opportunity to speak again to you.  ****************FART***************

14 comments:

Mim said...

I'm confused but go see Teri's site - lovely post for you.

HAW friend,

studio lolo said...

Oliver, from what I hear you're meditating and considering the richness and tone of a single fart!!
:)))

Mim said...

That Oliver is one clever bird ain't he? Quite the speak and quite the ending.

Hopper said...

everything speaks in its own way...

Lisa at Greenbow said...

Oliver, I am sure (hiccup) that you have much to offer. Just be sure to give your Debra Kay a nuzzle from me. She needs it. No words required for that you know. ****burp**** All will be understood in the end.

Julie said...

LOL...does Oliver really FART???

studio lolo said...

I came back to check on you. Just a feeling I'm having.

I hope Oliver is farting up a storm during the debate :)

soulbrush said...

and FART back to you oh wise one!

soulbrush said...

and FART back to you oh wise one!

soulbrush said...

don't know how many times i posted that, it wouldn't work...but i clicked and clicked so there may be six of the same...yikes....

Mim said...

I posted but maybe it didn't go thru...or maybe you are just up to your a.. in more than alligators. am thinking of you. mim

Debra Kay said...

I really hate this moderation crap, however I keep deleting posts that I wouldn't want on my blog for any reason....so it remains a necessary thing.

Debra Kay said...

Oliver makes farting noises-all farts are not the same. He is a lover of sound, any sound, and fart sounds are one of his favorite vocalizations.

Teri C said...

ROFLOL to your posts and all the comments!! LOL 'Bathroom humor' (as my grands call it) can be so darn funny.