Love Soap

Say it slowly .....Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuve Soap. A friend sent me some Love Soap for Christmas. I'm supposed to soap myself off daily, saying the affirmation for love while I do. In 60 days, my soul mate will be here.

I can't try the soap just now because I'm going to Florida and I don't really want to carry a used bar of soap with me, and heaven only knows what I'd get with a 10 day interruption in my soaping routine. (Maybe I'd just get laid.....hmmmmm)

No, I must be strong and work the mojo of the love soap according to the instructions. But today, for some reason, I'm having a big old time just saying Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuve Soap.