
GAS-GAS-Kiss my ASS
Alas, my stomach has been aghast with GAS
Get up get out out out out
Do I need to shout?
Kiss My ASS-GAS
Honestly, I feel like I could manage a fart that would ascend me to the clouds. I visualize such a thing, but can only manage a giggle, when I really long for a rocket thrust.
Actually, just kiss my ass ANY bodily function gone amiss. What's that about anyway? Aren't we a team?