We're having a heat wave
A tropical heat wave....
Isn't there a song that goes something like that? Of course this isn't a wave, it's a "heat dome" and happens every summer. People die every year because it gets so hot and the air so stale that they just can't go on.
I experienced the annual burning of my ass on the car seat. Painful though it is, it's always a bit funny, because you sit down, then your first urge is to gut it out so no one "knows" but then your back arches, ass goes up in the air and the provacative touch, up, touch, up motion occurs till the seat is cool enough to actually sit on. It's probably a good workout for the abs.